Kathleen’s memorable beaus-who-failed:
- The Cadillac Man, the high-school stalker who scared us all.
- The Sweetest Boy, who was not enough, no matter how much he tried.
- Mr. Arrogant, the jazz trumpeter who found us lacking, even while he slept under our roof.
- The Silence, who never spoke, but somehow left a Wii avatar behind.