I do not know what that button does.
I’ve lived almost 59 years without knowing.
Who needs more buttons in life?
Will I wake up appreciably smarter tomorrow if I learn about that button today? Or will I just feel vaguely aware that I’ve forgotten yet another bit of knowledge?
Why on earth would you bring up that button on this day out of all days?
Push all the buttons you want! Just leave me out of it!
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OMG. I am so good about birthdays, and I suddenly feel like yours is NOW, and I’m trying to remember exactly WHEN.
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Laughing. That button might change your life!
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Wait! I remembered. Last night. Whew!
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And, by the way, this is brilliant.
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I’m so confused. But please push the button. Even if you don’t care what it does, I now need to know.
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I don’t know what it does either, but I think you should just move on.
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